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HumouR Us... 
It has been reported, that those working in Human Resources are amongst the unhappiest workers in the United Kingdom... There are occasions when the nature of our work perhaps puts us in a more sombre mood than most, but that's not always the case and there can be a lighter side to our work too - even some humour on occasions and we will be using this space to share some of the funnier aspects of our work. Some of the stories will be true; others will be entirely fiction - but in all cases, names will be with-held to protect the guilty!!!! 

A Lesson about Work... 
Last week we looked at a very important life lesson, this week a very important work lesson... 
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The Head of Sales, Head of HR and their Manager were on their way to lunch, when they stumble upon a beat up, but valuable looking brass container. 
The Head of Sales picks it up and starts cleaning it with his handkerchief. Suddenly, a genie emerges out of a curtain of purple smoke. Grateful at being set free, the genie proceeds to offer them each one wish... 
The Head of HR, looking wide-eyed and ecstatic says; 'I'd like to be living on a beautiful beach in the Caribbean, with a sailboat and enough money to make me happy for the rest of my life.' 
The genie nods his head and 'poof'! she disappears. 
The Head of Sales then jumps in and says; 'I want to be happily married to a wealthy supermodel with penthouses in New York, Paris and Hong Kong.' 
Again, the genie nods his head and 'poof'! he too vanishes... 
Next the genie turns to their Manager and asks; 'How about you, what is your wish?' Somewhat grumpily, the Manager responds 'I want both those idiots back in the office by 
2 00 pm!' 
The moral of the story; always let your manager speak first!!! 
If you have any amusing stories that you would like to share with us; please use the comments box above - we can't guarantee to publish them all, but we will review them and share some of the funnier stories... 
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