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HumouR Us... 
It has been reported, that those working in Human Resources are amongst the unhappiest workers in the United Kingdom... There are occasions when the nature of our work perhaps puts us in a more sombre mood than most, but that's not always the case and there can be a lighter side to our work too - even some humour on occasions and we will be using this space to share some of the funnier aspects of our work. Some of the stories will be true; others will be entirely fiction - but in all cases, names will be with-held to protect the guilty!!!! 

'It's Chriiiiiiii-stmas... 
Okay, so technically there are still three weeks to go, but let's get ready for the inevitable groans that will come from this year's Christmas cracker jokes... 
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What do you get if you cross a stereo with a refrigerator? 
Cool music! 
What was Humpty Dumpty's favourite Michael Jackson song? 
Off the Wall! 
Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on e-bay? 
Because they were two deer! 
How did Mary & Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6 oz when he was born? 
Because they had a 'weigh in a manger'! 
What do angry mice send each other at Christmas? 
'Cross mouse' cards! 
What sort of shoes do frogs wear in the summer? 
Open toad sandals! 
Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? 
A mince spy! 
On which side do turkeys have the most feathers? 
The outside! 
That's it for this week, but we will continue the countdown to Christmas with some more next week and don't forget, if you have a cracker of a joke, please share it with us and it may get published next week... 
If you have any amusing stories that you would like to share with us; please use the comments box above - we can't guarantee to publish them all, but we will review them and share some of the funnier stories... 
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