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HumouR Us... 
It has been reported, that those working in Human Resources are amongst the unhappiest workers in the United Kingdom... There are occasions when the nature of our work perhaps puts us in a more sombre mood than most, but that's not always the case and there can be a lighter side to our work too - even some humour on occasions and we will be using this space to share some of the funnier aspects of our work. Some of the stories will be true; others will be entirely fiction - but in all cases, names will be with-held to protect the guilty!!!! 

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HR Policies... Not!! 
Imagine starting work at a new Company and finding policies like these in your new Employee Handbook... 
Sick Days 
We will no longer accept a Doctors’ Medical Certificate as proof of sickness; if you are able to get to the Doctors’ surgery, you are able to come to work... 
Toilet Use 
Entirely too much time is being spent in the Toilets... 
There is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the cubicles; at the end of three minutes an alarm will sound, the toilet paper will retract, the door will open and a picture will be taken. 
After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the notice board under ‘Chronic Offenders’ 
Subsequent pictures will be sold at public auctions to raise money for your salary 
If you've ever come across any bizarre employment policies in an employee handbook, drop us a line and tell us about them - if we think they are funny enough, we may publish them on here... 
If you have any amusing stories that you would like to share with us; please use the comments box above - we can't guarantee to publish them all, but we will review them and share some of the funnier stories... 
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